10 Things That Are Just Plain Stupid
I’ve had one R.E.M. cycle in the past 48 hours, so forgive me for the simplicity of these 10 things, but they’re the only 10 things I can think of at the moment. Therefore, before I crash into my computer hoping it will bring me steadfast into the dreamworld, I will start my list of 10 things that are just plain stupid.
1. When your roommate insists on purchasing the $1 paper towels at the supermarket that have the consistency of tissue paper, and then proceeds to use your extra quilted $4 Bounty paper towels as a napkin.
2. After purchasing a brand new motorcycle, allowing some shady looking character to try it out in front of a diner a state over, because in the end he’ll just end up driving off with it.
3. Betting your life savings on a 00 in a roulette game in Las Vegas.
4. Thinking that your girlfriend’s twin sister is identical enough to her that you can justify sleeping with the sister and claiming you thought the sister was her.
5. Any type of large rocket attached to a man wearing rollerskates.
6. Spraying an aerosol air-freshener into a smoke-detector to prevent it from detecting the smoke in the room.
7. Sticking a metal fork into an electrical socket.
8. Sticking a metal fork into an electrical socket… again.
9. Torrenting pirated movies while at work, when you work for the Motion Picture Association of America.
10. Driving a car through a mall, entering on the first floor, and exiting through a window on the second.