10 Things That Would Make Life Less Annoying
I was sitting in class yesterday and heard a bunch of people clicking while the professor quietly spoke at the front of the class. This clicking was from the 5-15 people who were texting instead of listening in class. So I started thinking of different things that would make life less annoying and put them in the list that follows.
1. All cell phone keyboards/dialpads are touch pads. Yes, people think they’re harder to use, but once you get used to them, they work just fine. This would prevent the symphony of clicking I hear daily in most classes from people not paying attention.
2. A 160 GB iPod Touch so I can store all of my music, the random amount of apps I would purchase if I owned an iPod Touch/iPhone, and whatever movies I choose to put on it. Right now, I’m stuck with my 60 GB iPod Classic, Sony PSP, and Nintendo DSi to be able to play music, videos, and good games.
3. The ability to shock people every time they ask a stupid question in class and waste my time.
4. Having a butler. I just have a feeling that my life would be so much easier if I had someone doing everything for me.
5. The ability to travel 1000 miles in an instant so I don’t have to drive that or be separated from people back home.
6. Being able to read people’s minds. This way I don’t have to waste time in ambiguous zones of not knowing where I stand with people.
7. Not having deadlines, work, and things to do every week.
8. If lines didn’t exist, then I wouldn’t have to wait in them.
9. If I had a clone, then he could brave the world instead of me and be forced to be stuck in annoying situations instead of me.
10. People just stopped being stupid and/or annoying.